Thursday, March 13, 2014

Disney's Fixer Upper

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Fixer Upper
From Disney’s Frozen


{Trolls}
What’s the issue, dear?
Why are you holding back from such a man?
Is it the clumpy way he walks?
Or the grumpy way he talks?
Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet?
And though we know he washes well
He always ends up sort of smelly
But you'll never meet a fellow who's as
Sensitive and sweet!

{Trolls}
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper
So he's got a few flaws.
Like his peculiar brain, dear
His thing for the reindeer!
That's a little outside of nature's laws!
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper
but this we're certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of love!

{Kristoff}
Can we please just stop talking about this?
We've got a real, actual problem here!

{Trolls}
I’ll say! So tell me, dear
Is it the way that he runs scared?
Or that he's socially impaired?
Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods? (Anna: I do NOT need to know that!)
Are you holding back your fondness
Due to his unmanly blondness?
Or the way he covers
Up that he's the honest goods?

{Trolls}
He's just a bit of a fixer upper
He's got a couple of bugs
His isolation is confirmation
Of his desperation for healing hugs!
So he's a bit of a fixer upper
But we know what to do
The way to fix this fixer upper
Is to fix him up with you!

{Kristoff}
ENOUGH!
She is engaged to someone else, okay?!

{Trolls}
So she's a bit of a fixer upper
That's a minor thing
This quote engagement is a flex arrangement
And by the way I don't see no ring!
So she's a bit of a fixer upper
Her brain's a bit betwixt
Get the fiance out of the way
And the whole thing will be fixed

{Trolls}
We aren't saying you can change him
'Cause people don't really change
We're only saying that love's a force
That's powerful and strange
People make bad choices
If they're mad or scared or stressed
But throw a little love their way
And you'll bring out their best
True love brings out the best

{Trolls}
Everyone's a bit of a fixer upper
That's what it's all about
Father, sister, brother
We need each other
To raise us up and round us out
Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper,
But when push comes to shove.
(Olaf) The only fixer-upper fixer that can fix up a fixer-upper is
True! true!
True, true, true!
Love (True love)
Love, love, love, love, love
Love! (True love!)
True...

(Troll Priest) Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be your troll-fully wedded
(Anna) Wait, what!?
(Troll Priest) You're getting married!
Love!

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